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"Say Yes To The Dress" Drinking Game

sunshine-smiles-daisies:

Drink every time:
- They put on a Pnina Tornei
- The bride absolutely loves the dress, but then a friend/family member hates it
- The manager or owners get involved
- A friend/family member takes dress selection into their own hands on the floor
- They have more than three people there to help…

acciohilarity:

memewhore:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

Winning.

this is what should be happening. 

(Source: sizvideos)

bdsmom:

Misfits — Season 1 Episode 1

izzynobum

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: puto1, via asian)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via jesusinc)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via asian)

rhube:

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

I came here to be attacked by a vicious predator, and I’m honestly feeling so well looked after right now.

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